blind_html [Fwd: Crabs]
- From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:56:37 -0600
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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Crabs
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:59:14 -0700
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
Hillary Has Crabs!
Hillary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination
and he discovers
that she has crabs.
He thinks to himself "How am I going to tell the Secretary Of State that
she has
crabs?"
After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his
office. Once
there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition.
She is quite concerned and asks him what it is.
He responds that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease.
She says "What?"
He again responds "Nixon's Disease."
She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?"
He responds, "Well Secretary Clinton, to put it very bluntly, you've got
bugs in
your oval office."
Regards,
Alan
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