Yes, I heard the guy who took over, telling someone on NPR what his plans were
for the program. Sorry, I just can't relate to him or his music. It was
Garrison who made that program for me, even when I was annoyed with what he
did, I could, at least, relate to it.
Miriam
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Old Garrison Keillor hasn't lost his touch. Since leaving NPR, I haven't done
more than pause at the Prairie Home Companion. Even though the format is about
the same, I just get a flat feeling without that bland, sort of disinterested
voice, as well as his homely voice propped up in song.
Carl Jarvis
On 3/9/17, Miriam Vieni <miriamvieni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Former Vice President Joe Biden. (photo: Jessica Hill/AP)
The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Against Me
By Garrison Keillor, The Washington Post
09 March 17
Joe Biden is following me. I go to lunch at Mickey's Diner and he's
sitting two stools away, wearing a stocking cap and a fake mustache
with a fake nose and glasses but he says, "Hey, how's it going,
fella?" It's Joe Biden. So pathetic. Sad.
He is conducting a destabilization campaign against me, putting
chemicals in my food that make me behave erratically. Why?
Because he and his secret cabal are terrified of what I represent.
My guiding principle from the beginning has been Make Earth The Center
Again. Not the sun. Earth First.
Ever since Pope Urban VIII failed to shut down Galileo and the fake
science of Copernicus, Judeo-Christian civilization has been in steady
decline.
It's
the plain truth. That's why the Pilgrims came to the New World, to
escape solar-centrist ideology.
Solar power is killing us. This country is on the verge of collapse.
We are up against powerful forces. Did you know that James Comey is
actually Jimmy Hoffa? People are surprised when I point this out, but
it's true. Same first names, last names of five letters. Just a
Coincidence? No way. "Comey" was Hoffa's code name in his Teamster
days, short for "Comrade." He knew the only way to beat the FBI was to
join it, and now he's part of the secret cabal.
So are Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi - note that their first names
have five letters - and what is even more shocking: They are the same person.
That's why you never see them arm in arm.
S/he has a dream: to become the first transgender president of the
United States and take the "Men" and "Women" signs off every toilet
including the ones in your own home so that anyone can come into your
home and use the toilet for as long as they please, no matter who else
needs to use it, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
That's why Biden and Jimmy and Schelosi are after me. Because 50
million people read my column every week. Fifty million. It's the
most-read column in American journalism since Robert Ripley's "Believe
It or Not" - that's why I am paid $500 million a year and travel in a
private train and am surrounded by heavy security at all times.
Everywhere I go, people tell me they love my column - black people,
Mexicans, Jews, women, people of all ages - and everyone I meet asks
me, "Why not the front page? Why are you stuck back in Op-Ed? It's so sad."
I'm in Op-Ed with all the wackos because the Deep State is out to
undermine my credibility. But the fact is: I have been right all
along. About everything. It all happened exactly as I said it would.
The Holy Father wrote to me recently, "You are molto perfecto, mio
babbino caro. Infallibilissimo!" He knows the church made a big
mistake not cutting Galileo's head off when they had the chance.
Liberals have always wanted mankind to feel marginal, an accident of
evolution, not the center. The whole environmental "movement" is based
on instilling a sense of unimportance in people, that we're just mammals.
Liberals call humanocentricity "narcissism," I call it self-esteem.
Because that's exactly what it is.
I could quit the fight and enjoy a very nice life on one of my many
luxury properties but I fight on. Because I am the only one who knows
the danger we are in right now. True!
To protect our liberties, we may need to take emergency measures.
Congress may need to be shut down. Some Supreme Court justices are
showing signs of reduced cognitive ability and may need to be
disappeared. There's no other way to do it.
If one week you notice that my column is missing from this paper, you
will know that I've been captured. I will need all 50 million of you
to park bumper to bumper on the nearest freeway and honk your horns
continuously.
That may be the only way to accomplish what needs to be done.
Joe Biden is sitting and looking at me as I write this and he is
reading these words in the reflection off my glasses. My coffee tastes
funny. I hear a high-pitched humming sound. I feel insects crawling up
my leg. This may be my last message for a while. I love you all. You
are beautiful. It is a better thing I do now than I have ever done.
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