imo This is really funny ; I hope it gives you a laugh and
instead of the *Chronicle i*mo
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Date: Sat, Apr 4, 2020 at 12:10 PM
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Worth sharing! Too funny! *A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS* Author ~ James
Tabeek AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do? CALIFORNIA: Shut
down your state. AMERICA: Wait... what? Why? CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million
people live here and we did it early, and it’s working. OHIO: Whoa...
whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole
coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax. CALIFORNIA: He also said that
windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state. TEXAS: But the president said
that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero. CALIFORNIA: The
president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too? CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie
shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state. FLORIDA: But what about
all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!
CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your
state. LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains
people. CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down. GEORGIA: OK well how
about we keep the state open for all of our mega-churches? Maybe we can all
pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away! CALIFORNIA: Which is
working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut
down your state. OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers? CALIFORNIA: What about a
dentist? Shut it down. WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by
county like the president said. CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are
counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county.
Shut it down. PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal. CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut
it. WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.
NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!
CALIFORNIA: SHUT... OK, fine do what you want.
This is really funny and in mo deserves to reprinted and passed around
instead of the *Chronicle*
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