The worst user manual I came across was for a digital video recorder. All through the instructions, it kept telling me what to do if things did not work as expected. It was hard going, and each task took several pages to describe. It was full of “If this happens…” followed by “If that happens…” There were no simple steps to follow to do a task. I didn’t encounter any of the problems they described. They should have used simple step-based procedures, followed by trouble-shooting sections. However, the recorder was as badly designed as the manual, and I got rid of the recorder (and the manual) after a while. Cheers Kath From: austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Howard Silcock Sent: Thursday, 1 March 2012 10:38 AM To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: atw: The user guide from hell It occurred to me (while looking at the online user guide provided for our phone system and thinking about others that I've seen for home appliances) that it might be an interesting and instructive exercise to come up with the attributes of a 'user guide from hell'. Some that occur to me immediately are: 1. It applies to a number of different models, which are distinguished only by a very hard-to-find identifier on the product or its packaging, and which have quite different configurations. Pictures (and all the most useful features) all relate to one of the models you don't have. 1. It contains text in a very large number of languages. The English version is somewhere right in the middle and appears to be much shorter than many of the others. It's written by someone with very little knowledge of English. 1. Most of the text consists of warnings against using the product in the most bizarre ways (like the user guide for an iron which warned against ironing clothes while you're wearing them) and is clearly there only to guard against lawsuits. 1. Other topics given prominence are congratulations on buying the product and promotions for other products. 1. Instructions are grouped under headings that presumably make sense to the manufacturers but are meaningless to the users and often use jargon (e.g. 'Softkey Definitions' - most users would have no idea what a 'softkey' is - or 'Utilities' or 'Advanced Topics'). There's no index or table of contents. 1. Alternatively (or in addition) there's a picture of the product with a large number of numbered callouts and the only instructions are listed in the key to the callouts. 1. There are references to other publications from a website. That website doesn't exist. Any other suggestions? Howard