Love your work Michael! Rival Corporation ....indeed. Bill > >From: Michael Edward Granat <megranat@xxxxxxxx> >Subject: Re: krismus and kristeaniti > >So what's new, "adennel"? > >Most manuals written by a developer for his or her own use, without >considering the needs of the intended audience are much like this. > >Remember that the Requirements Specification (Volume One) was written by an >the original design team, whereas the User Manual (Volume Two) was written >by an "Information Architect" and latter day Consultant who, thirty years >after concept development, fell off a donkey, hit his head on the ground >and conceived a new methodology that tried to merge several legacy systems >(and even some mythology) into one almost completely incoherent text that >was about as representative of the system as a fairy tale. > >You get what you get when you leave the documentation up to someone who is >trying to please everyone including senior management, without writing it >for ease of translation. The man needed some mentoring, a peer review, an >editor, a decent proof reader and, above all, a couple of paracetamol tablets. > >For example, one later version of the operating environment ended up being >entirely object oriented (against one of the ten primary system >requirements). Its development was even based on a translation mistake >from the User Manual, the marketing team deluding themselves into promoting >that a clone of the main program could run without being properly >installed. (They mistranslated the term for "any available executable" as >"virgin hard drive". Really!) > >Somehow, in the process, the file system was corrupted when the battery >backed up clock failed (they even got the application release date wrong as >December 25, 00 - the year 1000 bug?) when it was actually released in >June/July as a Beta. Someone from a rival corporation then had the >application deleted, which (thankfully) was restored a few days later from >the off-site backup. > >Certainly, I've never seen a manual with more stuff ups than Volume Two. I >mean, the users didn't even have a concept of Hell until that tome >came around. > >Oh well. When in doubt, refer to Troubleshooting section in Volume One. > >Cheers and Happy Chanukah! > ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelists.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************