[amc] Pastor's Business Card

  • From: wseverin1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Werner J. Severin)
  • To: amc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:26:25 -0600

Pastor's Business Card**

**A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.  Therefore, he took out a
business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck
it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." **

**Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock."  Genesis 3:10 read, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked." **

**Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?  They still are! **

**"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on. ***


Werner J. Severin
3108 Silverleaf Drive
Austin, Tx. 78757-1611

(512) 452-5080



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