[adeel420] halerrious poem - contains strong language and is suteable for mature audiences only
- From: "Sean Randall" <Shwatscoff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 10:49:52 -0000
halerrious poem - contains strong language and is suteable for mature audiences
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How the Seven Dwarfs got their Names
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck,
So off she went in to the woods to try and get some luck.
She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage, and went in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds and she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarfs came marching in with a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless, and thought she was in heaven,
She originally wanted one good shag, but now she could have seven!
Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick,"
And when one dwarf came forward, she said, "You'd better drop your pick."
So down he went on to all fours, and said, "I'm not licking that,"
"Not there, that's my arsshole, you Dopey looking twat!"
The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said, "Don't be Bashful, or are you fucking queer?"
So reluctantly he pulled it out, to prove he was no fool,
And Snow White gave a big "Hi-ho!" as she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, 'cos he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience, he couldn't raise a stiff.
"Relax, you Grumpy bastard!" so he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough he shot his fucking load.
The next dwarf got a blow job and she took him deep quite easy,
But just avoided brain damage, when he sneezed and called him Sneezy.
With three dwarfs left she turned and said, "You next I want your knob!"
But no sooner had he entered her, he was sleeping on the job.
"Wake up, you Sleepy bastard!" she wanted more from him,
He woke with such excitement, he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed his up her and shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White then whimpered, "That should be against the law!"
He made poor Snow White tremble, he was so big and thick,
"No wonder your so Happy, with that great fucking dick."
With one dwarf still remaining and feeling rather sore,
She said, "You'll have to use your tongue, my twat can take no more."
And so he put his tongue to work, where she'd just had so much cock,
And 'cos he made her better, she was to name him Doc.
Now Snow White couldn't do much with all that spodge inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup and squatted, and filled it to the brim.
So that's the truth about the dwarfs and how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White and joining in her games.
There's one more thing that you should know, what happened to the cup?
Well think of what your drinking, when you next buy 7-up!
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