-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- INSTALLING RAM There are some things you need to watch out for when purchasing RAM: Buy memory that fits into the sockets on your motherboard. You'll know what kind it is because of the length of the socket. Get memory that is the right speed for your computer so that it can use the memory without tripping. Look on the SIMM. Somewhere, it should say how fast the RAM is. Look for a number after a dash, like "-100" or "-70"; this is the speed in nanoseconds. Consult your motherboard's manual to see what kinds of memory it can handle. In general, you don't want to get memory that is any slower than the memory currently on your computer. Make sure you don't exceed the amount of memory your motherboard can handle. Different boards have different limits. Again, consult your board's manual for this information. INSTALLATION This is how to put RAM in. Keep in mind that some computers have oddball chip sizes. If the instructions are Greek to you, head to the shop. Turn off the computer, unplug it, and take off the case. Get your memory. Make sure all guidelines are met. Install the RAM. Your computer organizes its SIMM sockets into groups called banks. Some boards say that two sockets make a bank. Some say that one is a bank. Nevertheless, a bank must be full. A half-full bank will drive your computer bonkers. Also, you can't mix two different kinds of memory in a single bank. For example, you can't put a 4MB SIMM and a 8MB SIMM in one bank and expect to get 12 MB of RAM. Also, many systems require you to put the memory in in pairs. Therefore, if you want 32 megs of RAM, you have to use two 16's in instead of one 32. Here's a shortcut that is almost always true. An older computer with a 386 or an early 486 chip usually has a 4 socket bank of 30-pin SIMM modules. A later model 486 requires only one socket of 72-pin modules. Pentium machines have two socket banks of 72 pin modules, meaning you must install RAM in pairs. In all of these systems, the bank must be full for your system to operate. Many newer motherboards have the 168-pin slots for SDRAM. Each SDRAM slot is a bank, so one SDRAM chip will work fine. Other motherboards have both SIMM and DIMM slots. Usually, each DIMM slot is a bank, just like normal. The SIMM slots right next to them are usually paired in a bank, just like the normal Pentium bank setup. Now that that is out of the way, install the RAM. First, ground yourself. Then pick up the SIMM and look for the notched end. That notch will only go in in one way, so if it goes in, it's right. Push the SIMM down into the socket. Tilt the SIMM slowly until the spring snaps into place and holds it in. With DIMM chips, the setup is slightly different. There are little levers that hold the DIMM in place. When installing, you open the levers. They flip to the side. You then push the DIMM in place. The notch is off-center, so it will only allow the chip in the right way. Once it is in all the way, close the levers. Consult the manual for any jumpers or DIP switches you might need. Flip the ones you need to flip. Put the case on and turn your computer on. Your computer should greet you with an error message. Believe me, this is fine. Your computer has found the memory and wants you to confirm that you did indeed put more in. This happens in CMOS; every setup program is a little different. If your machine doesn't seem to be working at all, go over the checklist and make sure you put the right kind of memory in. MEMORY PROBLEMS There are a lot of problems out there to be had with memory. That's why it isn't too fun. Most of the time, these errors can be traced simply to faulty SIMMs. Nevertheless, let's look at some common memory errors, just so you know and you can impress your friends. Two very common memory errors are NMI error at [address] or Memory parity interrupt at [address] If you have Phoenix BIOS, it goes on: Type (S)hut off NMI, (R)Reboot, (I)gnore An NMI is a nonmaskable interrupt. This means that your computer isn't allowed to mask this one while finishing another task. When an NMI occurs, you'll know. The whole computer will lock up and will stay dead until you fix the problem. Most PCs reserve a chunk of memory so that it can test the rest of the memory. Almost all modern computers use non-parity memory. These computers will not generate an NMI if it finds only on!e bit or so bad during the test. With these non-parity computers, then, you may get a few random errors in your work due to these bad bits that the memory test hides. So, what causes this parity error? Most likely you have a bad RAM chip. Either that or the voltage to the memory dropped and your computer forgot everything. To find error sources, though, usually requires a software memory test; there are several out there. Hopefully these programs can point out the bad chip so you can replace it. If you're lucky, the SIMM just slipped out of the socket somehow. All you have to do is snap the case off and reseat the chip. If a testing program doesn't find anything, you'll need to have your memory tested at a repair shop. If you suspect a voltage drop to the memory, as stated above, check to make sure you have sufficient power from the outlet on your wall. Most computers expect around 110 volts from the wall. You can test the outlet with a voltometer and see if yo!u are indeed getting that much. Another possibility is a temporary brown out. This is when the power in your entire house reduces temporarily. This could be because of overloads at the power company in your area, or possibly a major electrical appliance in your house, such as an A/C, powering up. Besides these, there could be a myriad of problems. You may need to replace your power supply. The most drastic measure: replace the motherboard or all of the SIMMs.