It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator. Any takers for R and D? Best, Clive ----- Original Message ----- From: Janet Tuggey To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross -----Original Message----- From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31 To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something very strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says here. I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to crack a walnut isn't it? John. Product details * Item Weight: 998 g * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g ** To leave the list, click on the immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** and in the Subject line type ** unsubscribe ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the ** immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] ** or send a message, to ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq