[access-uk] Re: Today's Main Menu and Fw: A Little Screen Reader Humor

  • From: "Vince Thacker" <vince@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2006 18:26:43 +0100

Readers may also like to know that the most recent episode of the Desert Skies Podcst is a presentation of forthcoming Microsoft products and accessibility issues, done by Microsoft staff and someone from G W Micro.

The podcast feed is
http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheDesertSkies

Vince
----- Original Message ----- From: "Ray's Home" <rays-home@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 2:29 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Today's Main Menu and Fw: A Little Screen Reader Humor



For those who still bend an ear to Main Menu from time to time, it might be
worth listening to the upcoming one. Last week's MM promises a discussion of
Windows Vista and some chat with GW Micro about Window-Eyes and Office 2007 as
its refered to. there is a Window-Eyes bias to this as Doug Geoffray of GW
Micro will be talking about and I think demonstrating progress with Window-Eyes
and the forthcoming Office upgrade, but all of this should be of genral
interest I'd have thought.


I'm also forwarding a nice little piece for those who aren't lacking a sense of
humour. Seems it started out on the Jonathan Mosen blogg or whatever, but I'm
forwarding it from GW Micro's info list.
Ray


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offer no apology or sympathy for anyone without a sense of humor.
Have fun! posted by Ranger1138 at Monday, March 27, 2006

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