Haveirim, Enjoy! A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "Has it really come to this!? O.K. Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform Happy Thanksgiving and a de-LIGHT-ful Hanukkah. Johanna, Bill, and Rebecca