[windows2000] Re: [OT] Job Opportunity
- From: "Greg Reese" <GReese@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <windows2000@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 21:45:54 -0500
Seemed appropriate. Of course where I am from LA stands for Lower Alabama
Greg
> You know you're in LA when......
>
> 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
> named Breeze.
>
> 5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
>
> 7. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
> 8. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
>
> 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US.
>
> 11. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch-less
> chaps. You don't even notice.
>
> 12. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing a
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
> George Clooney.
>
> 13. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
> 14. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
> delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
>
> 15. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
> 17. You pass by a high school and most of the kids you see are talking
> on a cell phone.
>
> 18. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 19. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
> 20. Hey! Is Pot Illegal????
>
> 21. The Terminator is your new Governator.
-----Original Message-----
From: windows2000-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:windows2000-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Chris Berry
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 9:38 PM
To: windows2000@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [windows2000] Re: [OT] Job Opportunity
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Ray Costanzo wrote:
| What is this LA? Step through the time portal, and don't forget the
| ferrets.
|
| Ray at home
Don't worry, your state will be a suburb of LA soon enough.
- --
Chris Berry
chris_berry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Systems Administrator
JM Associates & Coast Business Service
"Some days you fix the multi-million dollar machine, other days the $12
stapler kicks your ass."
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