Hey everyone, Glenn "rotanitsarcorP" Song here and I just wanted to say April Fools! No I didn't attach a fun loving virus to this e-mail that'll wipe out your harddrive, but I did the next best thing and you can see it on Paradiseworld.net for today only. Today is the time-honored tradition dating back to 4th grade when we were stupid enough to believe in such a thing as backwards day, but now it's come true and most of Paradiseworld has been flipped! I've done this for a few reasons: 1. People in other cultures and countries don't read from left to right like we do, so now Paradiseworld should be 100000% more accessible to them for April 1st and April 1st only, unless I forget, then it'll be accessible this way for two days. 2. I'm a bit lysdexic, so now that the entire site is backwards I should be able to read it with much more ease than I would otherwise. This isn't proving true though, because in all honesty I can't read anyway. 3. Three is for tricycle. Hop on over to Paradiseworld. Amanda "Cyclops Girl" Quan has a new story up about some crazy Japanese girl and cellphones and today's Sketch of the Day update is Rob "The Ladiez Man" Garner's epic 4-panel about the new Star Trek: Enterprise episode that aired tonight entitled "The Xindi Blew Up Earth and Cancelled Enterprise." I've attached it to this e-mail because I assume for most of you it might be difficult to understand the comic written in a backwards language. All in all a terrific episode, since Enterprise only has two viewers left, well you'll just have to take our word for it. It turns out though that the Xindi made a huge mistaken and were actually looking for the planet "Erf" instead of "Earth." Oh well, people make mistakes, then in the last ten minutes Brandon Braga and Rick Berman were brought out and shot. Also March 24th 2004 was our first year anniversary for Sketch of the Day, there are now 370+ terrifying rants, raves and lots of naked girls, strange critters, stick men fighting space aliens, and witches. What horrors will year two hold? Keep coming back for more! If you're annoyed at getting this e-mail don't worry, it doesn't happen to often unless you really, really want it. If you want to annoy more people, please send this e-mail to five people, if you don't your lungs will fill with water and goats will rape you across the Internet, but if you do send this to five people in 30 milliseconds then Bill Gates will give you a million dollars and do your taxes for you. Glenn "Procrastinator" Song http://www.paradiseworld.net/