I wonder how many spam/content filters will catch this???? -George ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered,"S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means: "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- George Yobst, Library Technology Analyst phone: 503.723.4890 Library Information Network of Clackamas County fax: 503.794.8238 16239 SE McLoughlin Blvd, Suite 208 web: http://www.lincc.lib.or.us Oak Grove, OR 97267-4654 email: george.yobst@xxxxxxxxx "...it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn what he thinks he already knows." - Epictetus