Biography - Felix Napier

Name: Felix Napier
Age: 35
Date of Birth: 13th November 1970
Place of Birth: Gothem General Hospital, Gothem City, USA
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Blue
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 130 lbs

Father: Jack Napier
Mother: Duela (Dent) Napier
Siblings: None
Marital Status: Long term relationship (partner - Jason Sellards)
Children: None

Psychological Profile:

Felix is a witty and intelligent young man and both are clear in all conversations with him, from basic small talk up to in depth discussions. He is a dedicated observer of human nature, something that is clear in his writing and stand up routines.

Medical Profile:

Felix claims to be heavily short sighted so he wears contact-lenses. He is painfully underweight due to an advanced metabolism and is therefore always hungry but never gains weight. He has a small burn mark on the inside of his left wrist in the shape of a bat, which he keeps hidden either under his shirt cuff or under a sticking plaster.

Biographical Profile:

Most of Felix's childhood was spent in boarding schools because, he claims, his parents were off on busy business trips all over the world. It was at St Bartholomew's boarding school for teenage boys that he learned the art of comedy as a way to keep the bullies at bay. His quick feet and sharp wit always outclassing those dumber and slower in his peer group.

After leaving St Bartholomew's, Felix attended Harvard where he majored in psychology. Although he started a post-graduate course, he decided to quit after just one year because his comedy career suddenly took off.

His clever blend of irony and human nature make him a very popular comedian. He has toured the States and parts of Europe, becoming popular even in the UK and Germany. He has published two books about the exploits of a boy growing up in boarding schools whose brushes with bullies and teachers alike appeal to almost anybody.