Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we like to call August 2009 "Frank Ferri Month." Yes, our good friend Frank Ferri has four brand new pieces of hilarity for you, one for every week of this month: The New 9-1-1 By Frank Ferri Thank you for calling 1-866-742-8794 extension 895 -- the new 9-1-1?! Make sure your children commit it to memory -- it's an important one!... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx