Welcome to The Big Jewel, where "Frank Ferri Month" enters its second sizzling week. This week's amusement is a stab of the scalpel at House M.D.: The Story Pitch That Got Me Fired From The Writing Staff Of House M.D. By Frank Ferri Sit down. Okay? You need to be sitting down for this. So, House is being his surly self, belittling staff, annoying Wilson, snipping at Cuddy. You're with me? Pretty standard stuff so far. Okay, so a patient is rushed in by his parents. House doesn't even look at the kid. It's just a kid. House just keeps his head down. He's doing something more incongruous with the serious situation. He's whittling wood. Maybe fashioning a boat out of a block of Honduras mahogany. No. A stethoscope. He's carving a stethoscope... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx