* J. Pinkerton is back on The Big Jewel with a hilarious follow-up to his prize-winning article of a few weeks ago. To read the first piece, entitled 'Investing in the Stock Market' please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/investing/ Now have a great four-day week, and please, keep it real. Stem Cell Research: Pro or Profane? By J. Pinkerton The uproar over stem cell research has once again given the genetic sciences the spotlight, and with that spotlight come questions. "Are you making gill-men? Is that what all this is about?" the savvy among us probe. As is usually the case, stem cell research is not actually about gill-men at all, but something else entirely that isn?t terribly interesting. Nonetheless, it is news we must embrace. Why? Because any advance in genetics gets us one step closer to the ultimate goal of all gene tinkering: that someday, it will be raining men. Perhaps even gill-men, though we don?t have the hard facts to back that up. To date, male-based precipitation research has produced nothing significant. Yet every new finding -- be it stem cells or what have you -- gives us hope that the ultimate prize is ever closer to our anxious grasp. For the full article please visit: http://www.thebigjewel.com/stemcellresearch -- To subscribe or unsubscribe from this mailing list please mail us a petitiion signed by thirty of your friends. Alternatively, please visit //www.freelists.org/cgi-bin/list?list_id=thebigjewel