Thanks Brian ,Things like this is what makes it all worth while. Paul Smith H.B.B T.C.B Transporters at the Point 6 --- On Mon, 10/13/08, Brian Denning <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > From: Brian Denning <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: [tcb] full trip report and pictures :D > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Chad Johnson" <chadeverette@xxxxxxxxx> > Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 11:54 AM > Trip Report T@TP5here are the > pics:http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n256/i_am_cool_fred/Transporters%20at%20the%20point%205/ > > > Thursday: > > Left work at 4:00pm went to the dentist (not really part of > the trip but it was done in the bus so I guess it’s > acceptable as part of this > trip report). Left the dentist and went to Browns Country > Store and Restaurant > to meet Neil and eat. Neil and I headed out at about > 5:30pm. Arrived at Hooks, > TX put in about 7.3 gallons of gas and was averaging about > 25ish mpg. Neils > exact words to that was “Damn man, this thing is > awesome.” We went on our way once > again. Got to Dallas at 10:45pm. Ate some pizza and visited > with Liz for a > while. Looked at the clock and decided it’s not to late > and I’m still awake so > I’ll go ahead and make the rest of the trip. Called Mike > Hayes to see if they > will still be up and he said sure come on down. So then I > visited with Liz and > Neil some more looked at the clock it’s 12am…I have to > go. Set off on my way > stopping first to get some gas. 7.2 gallons of gas from > hooks to Neils house > again 25ish mpg. > > > > Phone rings at about 1am. It’s Mike asking if I was close > “OH, NO I’M NOT” Everyone in the back ground even > hears me say this and they > all laugh. Mike says where are you and I say I just passed > a sign that says > Waco 40 miles. Mike says you have another hour and a half. > So I tell them to > just go ahead and go to bed and I’ll see them in the > morning. > > > > I’m trucking along and notice that every once in a while > the > bus seems to hiccup. Nothing major just enough for the > driver to notice. Hell, > Neil never noticed it either. So I attribute that to the > Semi’s that were > passing me and go on about my life. It’s 2am I’m > starting to yawn so I reach > over and flip the toggle switch for the radio, throw in the > Gorrillaz Demon > Days CD and start Jamming, I get through one song and the > bus goes dead. But > then fires off again…that was not in my head. So I turn > off the radio because I > hear it backfiring I look in my side view mirror and can > see the flames > shooting out. So I throw it in neutral and cost off the > interstate to a well > lit tree farm (or something like that) get out check the > timing hammer the > throttle a couple of times and it runs fine. Get back in > take off 1st > gear is fine, 2nd gear is fine, 3rd gear is fine, 4th > gear getting on the inerstate 45mph it backfires out the > exhaust, out the carb > it spits, sputters whines, cries, flames are coming out of > everywhere so I > throw it in 3rd ON THE INTERSTATE!!! and turn on the > flashers and > cruise at about 30mph with it doing that because I can see > bright lights ahead. > It’s got to be a gas station. So I hammer on and sure > enough it was a Shell > Truck stop with a Subway in it (important info so make a > note SUBWAY) I call > Mike it’s 2:30am. “Mike, I’m sorry to wake you I know > you guys are probably > asleep but I have problems” he and robb suggest I check > the points so I do. > Points were collapsed so I adjusted them start it up it > runs good then > backfires and dies. I go back and check them again, they > collapse again. So I > try to adjust them out again and realize that I can’t, > the little plastic part > that rests on the lobe of the distributor is worn off about > 1/16 compared to > the other set I have. So I put the other set in. still > nothing, I ask an off > duty cop that is on his way to work (buying doughnuts, > seriously) to start the > bus while I check for fire nothing. So I call Mike back he > says he’s on his > way. > > > > I stand around look around go to the service road and look > I > see a bridge go back to the bus look at the gps it says in > .5 miles blah blah > blah, I didn’t see where it says get on i35s so I call > Mike and say I’m a half > mile away from the exit and tell them where I’m at. Fast > forward 30 minutes > Robb calls and says does we don’t see you where are you > at. “I’m at the Shell” > does it have a Wendy’s? “No,” well what Shell are you > at? Oh, the gps says that > I’m 8 miles away not .5miles, my bad. Finally the show up > after having to deal > with my crap directions and Robb puts on a new set of > points. The points have > spark so I go to start it up. Nothing. Check for spark at > the plug…Nothing. > Robb says let’s change the condensor. He starts to change > it out and then looks > up and goes “what the fuck is this” It’s my coil…no > this connection on the > coil…you should fix that. Evidently there was only one > wire strand attached to > the crimp on the coil. Fixed that buttoned it back up and > it fired right off. > > > > Lesson learned, always lube your distributor cam lobe and > always have a good solid connection at your coil. > > > > So we start heading back. Jeff rode with me it’s 4:30am I > say lets get breakfast, Jeff says ok, I say where do we go, > he says oh, I was > kidding and we go on to the campsite. > > > > Friday: > > > > Wake up at 7ish eat some great breakfast that Mike Sonja > and > Robb made and let robb tell the wonderful story about how I > was stranded 40 > miles north of Dallas in the snow and how they had to > rescue me because my coil > wire came off. > > > > Got to see lots of folks I haven’t seen in ages. We all > hang > out talk about the vw’s it was awesome to watch folks > roll up. I was number 7 > so to watch the other 50 some odd busses show up was one > helluva site to see. > > > > That night was the Chili Cook Off. Robb and I each ate 9 > Bowls of Chili. We were going around and saying Trick or > Treat and getting > chili from everyone. We both decided that the judging was > rigged, someone paid > the chili judges off because Julie should of won 1st, > Shirley was a > Close 2nd and Katrina should of won spiciest chili ever. > Seriously, > I love spicy chili. It would have been perfect for chili > dogs or chili burgers. > Mmmmmm chili burgers. > > > > Amazingly I didn’t have to visit the porta potty at all > that > night. But man my bus sure smelled like chili farts that > night. > > > > Saturday: > > > > Cruse to the burger place. Loved to see all the white tops > in the distance behind me. I was right behind Paul so when > I Parked I set the > parking brake jumped out of the bus with it still in gear > and ran to the middle > of the road to take lots and lots of pictures of the 27 > busses that were on the > cruise come in to the parking lot. I ate the Heartstopper > burger with fries and > a Dr. Pepper. Best damn burger ever. After eating and > telling Robb and Mike > exactly how I wanted my funeral including the positioning > of the smoke machine > and when the strobe lights should be cued and also telling > them that I want > them to play the hustle when I’m carried from the vw > hearse to the hole in the > ground. So after eating my Heartstopper burger I went out > to the bus and played > the Hustle one final time. Mark took it as a challenge to > play the worst song > ever. Sure he played some Milli Vannili but I played > “babe” by sonny and > cher…so I win. We drove back after the fun and I stopped > at a gas station and > got 8.2 gallons of gas…evidently the points were acting > up on that final leg > because the mileage showed. 20ish mpg. > > > > Came back from the cruise, hung out visited met new people > put faces with names partied like it was 1969 then ate some > yummy brisket and > the best beans ever seriously, I want that recipe. I ate my > beans and Mikes > beans too. Mmmmmmmm beans > > > > We then all went and bid on the most awesome prizes ever at > the charity auction. There were some amazing things in that > auction including a > lowrider bike…I wish I had cash with me…I would of > bought that thing. > > > > Then Jerry burned an engine case. That was beautiful, I saw > green spots for 30 minutes after that. Then I went to the > restroom and while I > was in there I saw the light. Bodean had evidently thrown > in the other case > half. It was awesome. > > > > Sunday: > > > > Awards were given out I won one of the best 30 and I gave > Andy the furthest distance award…even though it was > really me :D > > > > Then drove home. Speedo stayed on 80 most of the way there. > Don’t have a heart attack you have to minus 10% - 15% > from that to get the real > speed. > > > > Cruised back with Mike and Robb to Dallas we stopped once > and I got 2.3 gallons of gas then I stopped in Rockwall and > got 4.8 gallons of > gas. And stopped by Jack in the Box for a burger and fries. > Next stop was Hope > for gas and I got 7 gallons of gas. > > > > I arrived home around 8:45ish trouble free > > > > Total miles driven: 950 including the cruise > > Average mileage: 25.2mpg > > Total cars passed on entire trip: 5 > > Total amount of days during the trip that I had a smile on > my face: 4 > > > > Thanks to Paul for putting on the show and Thanks to all > you > guys for encouraging me to leave the state…it was well > worth it. The bus is now > parked for winter and I will begin gutting the interior > this week. For the > winter project I plan on making a full width z-bed, > removing the ice box and > replacing all the factory wood in the headliner and walls. > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > See how Windows connects the people, information, and fun > that are part of your life. > http://clk.atdmt.com/MRT/go/msnnkwxp1020093175mrt/direct/01/