[tcb] Absolutely no Bus Content - but still funny
- From: Ronnie Hughes <fracdogii@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2010 16:30:40 -0800 (PST)
This was from my mom.
Subject: The Purina Diet
>Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
>my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman
>behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
>What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
>little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
>starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
>ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
>orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
>two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
>well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
>everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I
>ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I
>stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>
>I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing
>so hard.
>
>Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
>
>Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world
>to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired
>friends.......it will be their Laugh for the day
>
>
>
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