[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Real Newspaper Ads

  • From: TISHW@xxxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:09:38 EDT

This is for those of you who need a laugh today!!
 
Tish
 

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE  TERRIER. 8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.

FREE  PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel,  1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE  PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to
leap  tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a  rat ... been out a while. Better be a
reward.

COWS, CALVES:   NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used,  call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown -  89 cents  lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer  $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call  Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia  Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer  needed,  got married
last month. Spouse knows  everything.











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