[sac-forum] new element

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the 
heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively 
named "Administratium ." 

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,and 111 
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles 
are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast 
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected 
as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount 
of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it 
would normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead 
undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and 
deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, 
Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each 
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. 

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that 
Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in 
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."



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