[ratpack] Re: condom photo

  • From: humminboid@xxxxxxxxxxx
  • To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:41:10 +0000 (UTC)

Yeah, Ray, that's what I missed. Next year, I will be there earlier. C. 
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Ray Buck" <rbuck@xxxxxxxxxxxx> 
To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
Sent: Tuesday, November 24, 2009 2:06:05 AM GMT -07:00 US/Canada Mountain 
Subject: [ratpack] Re: condom photo 

Sorry, Mark.  Your photos were great.  While you were playin macro photographer 
at one end, Larry and I were talking about the Brandon/Braden Miller orange 
Stang and the other photo with it.  This, unfortunately, is something that 
happens when we have multiple items and multiple people checkin 'em out.  Your 
stuff certainly wasn't to be ignored, nor considered lower quality than anyone 
else's.  

The editing job is beautiful.  I never knew that one could remove a condom so 
easily.  :)  Cereally, you did what we talked about as being a real difficult 
thing and that's matching the shade of orange and keeping the reflections 
intact.  Right on, bro!  (As we used to say during the acid wars of one decade 
or another.) 

Since you didn't ask why I'm up in the middle of the night (like I gave ya a 
chance, huh?) I'll just state that I didn't know it was possible to be so 
damned sick without drinking.  ImiGod!  I haven't puked that hard since the 
Jagermeister attack in 73...or was it the Ouzo of 1980?  Who knows?  I drank 
enough for all of us...and more. 

Let it suffice to say that apparently I have intestinal flu, just like several 
other people have had...Larr, was that you?  :)  This has been a REEL 
interesting winter and it ain't gonna even start for another 3.5 weeks.  I've 
already had upper respiratory flu, then the Meibomian Gland Dysfunction in my 
eyes that I thought was getting better, but seemed to come back and bring 
friends just as the stomach flu came galloping into my body yesterday.   

Anyway, I feel much better after getting rid of everything I've eaten since 
Desert Storm...in one way or another.  I'm sipping Gatorade while I scan a 
photo to include with this. 

Ok.  Got it.  Lessee.  The pack comes down the short chute between turns 5 and 
6, about to take the green flag halfway down the main straight (drag strip.)  
The Elva D/SR (or maybe C) was Brad Morgan.  I think the 47 Spitfire was Ray 
Evans and the Volvo was probably Fast Eddie Monahan...unless it was the blind 
as a bat guy who put on Eddie's firesuit and helmet.  I can't remember the 
others.  The Datsun wasn't mine.  Mr. Alog prolly knows who they were.  Was the 
red Spitty Ron Christensen?  He's still got his Speedwell Sprite and is the 
announcer for World of Speed on the salt.  He had been announcing all the 
events, but he had prostate surgery in August (and I think I'M SICK?) so SCTA 
brought someone else in to do the announcing for Speed Week and World Finals.  
Dunno what the arrangements will be next year.  

And Carl:  You gotta come out on Saturday or Sunday nite for Speed Week.  This 
is what ya missed last year: 
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cruisin/Cruisin2009/20090808/090808.html   

And Mark:  I steered ya wrong on the event with the pinup chix.  That was Rat 
Fink's Car Show in Manti.  On the left side of thumbnail photo: 
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cruisin/Cruisin2009/Welcome.html (3rd down on the 
right) that's Jade Pinup...well, that's the name she uses.  She gives me a 
"crazy old man" hug whenever I see her.  Her mother is her agent and is always 
there to make sure nothing...uhhh...well, mama keeps an eye in her. 

The one I thought you were talking about was the Rockabilly/Rat Rod show in 
East Carbon (or Sunnyside) (formerly known as Dragerton.)  It was hosted by Bo 
Huff who seems to have a pretty good name as a kustomizer: 
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cruisin/Cruisin2009/20090711/090711.html   Here he 
is with the overall winner: 
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cruisin/Cruisin2009/20090711/2009%20Bo%20Huff%20%2001%20001r8_jpg.html
   The chick on the event thumbnail is called "Kitten"  She's actually a 
sweetie....and all the folks involved there are really kool.  I think they get 
a kick out of an old man who really digs their cars.  Kitten (or whatever her 
name is) came to me as I was getting ready to leave.  She was just about in 
tears.  Seems someone had sloshed tequila all over her Nikon.  I took her back 
to the Burb where we found some rags and water in the cooler and she proceeded 
to give it a thorough cleaning.  That was about the time that the 3rd of 4th 
bottle of hard stuff got emptied and I figgered it was a good time to split. 

Btw, I plan to skip the Moab car show this spring and go to Las Vegas for the 
Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekend, April 1-4.  I better get to work on it if I 
wanna get photog credentials.  (Crossin my fingers on that one.) 
http://www.vivalasvegas.net/ 

Yes, the other photo is me.  Scary, ain't it?  July 4, 1976.  The 4th of July 
was on a Sunday that year.  But the Utah government decided that it would be 
celebrated on Saturday the 3rd  A local am DJ (Tom Barberi) organized the 
"Bicentenial Peoples' Parade." I drove my 56 Ford Pickup and it was used as the 
garbage truck.  I'll scan a photo of that with my Sprite on a trailer behind 
it.  I'd just bought the Sprite in a basket and was bringing it home.  But in 
another post. 

Last but not least, although I was gettin sicker by the moment, I finished my 
overhaul of the www.target550.com website yesterday afternoon.  Most of the 
work was internal, getting rid of the never-ending repetitious css shit that 
was used by Front Page to create it.  It had some terrible compatibility 
problems between Firefox and IE.  (And Opera hates unclosed paragraph tags.)  
Apparently Doc Freud checked it out last nite and I spose no news is good 
news.  Unless he's preparing a 75-page bitch sheet for me to fix.  One 
interesting sidelight on that one:  I have carte blanche to do whatever I 
want...as long as it works.  The pan is to use it as a vehicle to generate 
sponsorship for the liner and the team.  I'm listed on the Crew page as being 
responsible for the website.  I don't have a bio page yet.  I talked with Doc 
and told him that I might give myself a rather whimsical bio.  He said, "do 
whatever ya want."  I think I'll use the one about being kidnapped by suburban 
coyotes until they dropped me on my head and left me for dead.  Then the part 
about being raised by a group of sentient sewer rats and my career as an 
itinerant tree planter in the Sierra Madres (that actually happened) and then 
as a vagabond COBOL/Pascal programmer and SCCA corner worker.  That otta do it. 

RtR 
(It's been an interesting life...and maybe I otta get some sleep.) 


At 06:54 PM 11/23/2009, you wrote: 


Would you like it off the hood also 


also guys, i never heard any comments about the photos i brought. 
Michaels stole the show, my first time. Next time i'll bring something more 
exciting. 
Being new let me know about my photos, good or bad. 


Date: Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:37:45 -0700 
Subject: [ratpack] Re: I was cruising... 
From: mcwellsphoto@xxxxxxxxx 
To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 

Sure I'll let you take a crack at it. 

Thanks 

Michael 

On Sun, Nov 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM, Mark Smith < muttley128@xxxxxxxxxxx > wrote: 
the product for enlarging photos to avoid pixelation is genuine fractals. there 
is another one by alien skin the makers of eye candy. i have used genuine 
fractals with acceptable results. i also use another technique i got from a 
photoshop wow book that works very nice. i will hav e to find it as a wrote an 
action and assigned a key combination to it. it increases the photo by 110 
percent i belive using bicubic option in photoshop i can remove the condoms 
from the car if you want to send me a copy of the photo. i am sure you can do 
it mike but if you want editing help (anyone) i would be glad to help. 
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-----Original Message----- 
From: Michael Wells 
Sent: 11/22/2009 7:42:45 PM 
To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
Subject: [ratpack] I was cruising... 
I was cruising around the pbase website this morning and came across this site 
and after some of the programs we saw yesterday I thought the rest of you would 
like to see these pics. 

http://www.pbase.com/fjbertram/watkins_glen&page=all 

Enjoy 

The Great Zamboni 

-- 
Michael Wells 
MCWells Photography 
mcwellsphoto@xxxxxxxxx 
801-850-7279 




-- 
Michael Wells 
MCWells Photography 
mcwellsphoto@xxxxxxxxx 
801-850-7279

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