[ratpack] Re: HUMOR: NEW Stimulus Check
- From: John Christensen <johncgg@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 17 May 2012 09:19:53 -0500
Glad you are OK. I had my sinuses worked on last year about this time.
Polyps, too many to breathe, probably from inhaing the gold dust I am
allergic to at the polishing machine. No fun.
JC
On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 7:21 AM, Aleta Boyce <alboyce@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Still laughing...
> How about if I get the tatoo and have a yard sale while I drink beer all
> day with a ball player??
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> I called the Canon tech to figure out why my printer wasn't printing
> correctly from Photoshop (JUST photoshop - not Illustrator, Preview or
> Word). btw - Photoshop printed fine to the big Epson printer, just not the
> Canon, and I had already reinstalled Photoshop from Disk.
>
> I got to talk to a guy in Virginia who spoke perfect English. He actually
> KNEW his business and had me back up and running within 20-30 minutes.
> (Print driver update was no good, go back to disk copy and reinstall.)
> Yeah, it was a no-brainer, but he'd never seen one just print badly from
> one program. It was a bit weird.
>
> anyway -
> I'll buy Canon again just for that call. I HATED calling HP support. If
> I could even understand the tech they had no clue how to handle the problem
> and I spent hours on the phone unnecessarily for a cheap printer.
>
> also, my sinus operation was a success, and I'm headed out to the track
> this weekend and next weekend, at least for a few hours each day. I'm
> finishing up a big painting of Shane Turpin in a race from last year and it
> looks pretty good.
> Sorry, guys, but I'm enjoying the negative/positive space in motorcycles,
> and they're the only races out here, anyway.
>
> I almost cried when I watched the Rolex race the other day.
>
> Aleta
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> On May 16, 2012, at 11:54 PM, humminboid@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
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> *Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic**
> **Stimulus' payment.
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> This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by** **using
> a Q & A format:
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> Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
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> A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
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> Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
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> A. From taxpayers.
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> Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
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> A. Only a smidgen of it.
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> Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
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> A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a** **high-definition
> TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
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> Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
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> A. Shut up.
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> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by**
> **spending
> your stimulus check wisely:
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> * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to
> China or Sri Lanka .
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> * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the** **
> Arabs.
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> * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or**
> **China
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> * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,**
> **Honduras
> and Guatemala ..
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> * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
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> * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
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> * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go** **to
> management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
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> Instead, keep the money in America by:
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> 1) Spending it at yard sales, or
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> 2) Going to ball games, or
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> 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
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> 4) Beer or
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> 5) Tattoos.
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> (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
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> Conclusion:
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> Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard** **sale
> and drink beer all day !
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> No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.*****
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