-=PCTechTalk=- Re: "Hey-y-y ....Abbott !!!" (Only slightly off-topic, but very funny)
- From: "cristy" <poppy0206@xxxxxxx>
- To: <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:54:02 -0400
lol...I enjoyed that......
christy
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From: "Larry Southerland" <larrysoutherland@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "'Gman'" <gman.pctt@xxxxxxxxx>; <Puters_N_Such@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>;
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Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 10:15 PM
Subject: -=PCTechTalk=- "Hey-y-y ....Abbott !!!" (Only slightly off-topic,
but very funny)
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> You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to
> REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who
> sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
>
> ABBOTT2020COSTELLO20PHOTO20NICE20BIG.jpg
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> If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
> 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
>
> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
>
>
> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm! setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
> about buying a computer.
>
> ABBOTT : Mac?
>
> COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .
>
> ABBOTT : Your computer?
>
> COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
>
> ABBOTT : Mac?
>
> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .
>
> ABBOTT : What about Windows?
>
> COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
>
> ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?
>
> COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
>
> ABBOTT : Wallpaper.
>
> COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
>
> ABBOTT : Software for Windows?
>
> COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
> proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
>
> ABBOTT : Office.
>
> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
>
> ABBOTT : I just did.
>
> COSTELLO : You just did what?
>
> ABBOTT : Recommend something.
>
> COSTELLO : You recommended something ?
>
> ABBOTT : Yes.
>
> COSTELLO : For my office?
>
> ABBOTT : Yes.
>
> COSTELLO : OK, what did you
> recommend for my office?
>
> ABBOTT : Office.
>
> COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!
>
> ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.
>
> COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
> sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
>
> ABBOTT : Word.
>
> COSTELLO : What
> word?
>
> ABBOTT : Word in Office.
>
> COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.
>
> ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows..
>
> COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?
>
> ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
>
> COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some
> straight answers.. What about
> financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
>
> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?
>
>
>
> ABBOTT : Money.
>
> COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?
>
> ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.
>
> COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?
>
> ABBOTT : Money.
>
> COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?
>
> ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.
>
> COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
>
> ABBOTT : One copy.
>
> COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?
>
> ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
>
> COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?
>
> ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!
>
> (A few days later)
>
> ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?
>
> ABBOTT : Click on 'START'..............
>
> "And that ends our visit to yesteryear and its fun stuff"
>
> LiL OL Me
>
> Teri Lee
>
>
>
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