I get phone calls like this all the time: Customer: Do you have any widgets in a model X? Me: let me check. hold on........... No we don't. We don't have them in Model Y or Z either. Customer: So. No Model X, Y or Z widgets at all? Me: (biting my tongue) No, none at all. OR how about this: 1-800-ISP Help Thank you for Calling ISP Help desk. If you are experiencing difficulties with your internet connection you can find answers to most problems by logging on to our Help Central at www.ISPhelp.com. For all other problems please choose from the following..... Don Gman wrote: > If your computer is no longer able to get online, just email our customer > service department. lol > > Peace, > Gman > > > --------------------------------------------------------------- Please remember to trim your replies (including this sentence and everything below it) and adjust the subject line as necessary. To subscribe, unsubscribe or modify your email settings: //www.freelists.org/webpage/pctechtalk OR To subscribe to the mailing list, send an email to pctechtalk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject. To unsubscribe send email to pctechtalk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject. To access our Archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PCTechTalk/messages/ //www.freelists.org/archives/pctechtalk/ To contact only the PCTT Mod Squad, write to: pctechtalk-moderators@xxxxxxxxxxxxx To join our separate PCTableTalk off-topic group, send a blank email to: pctabletalk+subscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ---------------------------------------------------------------