-=PCTechTalk=- Re: Here is why I love Microsoft

  • From: Don <dsw32952@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:44:02 -0400

I get phone calls like this all the time:

Customer:  Do you have any widgets in a model X?

Me:  let me check.  hold on........... No we don't.  We don't have them 
in Model Y or Z either.

Customer:  So.  No Model X, Y or Z widgets at all?

Me: (biting my tongue) No, none at all.


OR how about this:

1-800-ISP Help

Thank you for Calling ISP Help desk.  If you are experiencing 
difficulties with your internet connection you can find answers to most 
problems by logging on to our Help Central at www.ISPhelp.com.  For all 
other problems please choose from the following.....

Don


Gman wrote:
> If your computer is no longer able to get online, just email our customer 
> service department.       lol
>
> Peace,
> Gman
>
>   
>   
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