Oh, Karen, you don’t know how much I needed that laugh just now!! Oh, that’s
hilarious!
Linda G.
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I can top that. My former father-inlaw had everyone in the house looking for his
glasses and it took a couple of hours before someone noticed that they were on
top of his head. *sigh* Gotta wonder!
Karen
on 01:31 PM 9/19/2016, Linda Gehres said:
Hey Rosie, I've done stuff that's even more bizarre than that, and I wasn't a
senior when this happened. I was trying to wrap a package to go out in the
mail, and I looked around me for the scissors I'd been using. They weren't on
the floor to be seen. They finally were discovered by me to be under my chin.
I have a bad habit of sometimes holding things under my chin.
Linda G.
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Hi, Sharon,
I really like this. Sometimes I have moments where I forget something.
One time I was looking for something and it was right in front of me.
Rosie
On 9/19/2016 12:06 PM, SHARON CONKLING wrote:
today'sFUNNY===========================not include quotation marks:
My forgetter's getting better
But my rememberer is broke.
To you that may seem funny, but to me, that is no joke!
For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there."
And when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say, "What am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain.
A zero is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, gee!
The person it is safest from is generally me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi," and have a chat.
Then, when the person walks away,
I ask myself, "Who's that?"
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy,
And that isn't any joke!
today'sTHOT============================
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe
pageant?
Sharon and Pearl
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