[ourplace] Re: Mondays funny

  • From: Karen Delzer <catwacky@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: ourplace@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2016 14:07:07 -0700

I can top that. My former father-inlaw had everyone in the house looking for his glasses and it took a couple of hours before someone noticed that they were on top of his head. *sigh* Gotta wonder!

Karen

on 01:31 PM 9/19/2016, Linda Gehres said:

Hey Rosie, I've done stuff that's even more bizarre than that, and I wasn't a
senior when this happened.  I was trying to wrap a package to go out in the
mail, and I looked around me for the scissors I'd been using.  They weren't on
the floor to be seen.  They finally were discovered by me to be under my chin.
I have a bad habit of sometimes holding things under my chin.

Linda G.


-----Original Message-----
From: ourplace-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ourplace-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
Behalf Of Rosemarie Chavarria
Sent: Monday, September 19, 2016 12:26 PM
To: ourplace@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [ourplace] Re: Mondays funny

Hi, Sharon,


I really like this. Sometimes I have moments where I forget something.
One time I was looking for something and it was right in front of me.


Rosie




On 9/19/2016 12:06 PM, SHARON CONKLING wrote:
> today'sFUNNY===========================
>
> My forgetter's getting better
>       But my rememberer is broke.
>       To you that may seem funny, but to me, that is no joke!
>
> For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
>       If I really should be "there."
>       And when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
>
> Oft times I walk into a room,
>       Say, "What am I here for?"
>       I wrack my brain, but all in vain.
>       A zero is my score.
>
> At times I put something away
>       Where it is safe, but, gee!
>       The person it is safest from is generally me!
>
> When shopping I may see someone,
>       Say "Hi," and have a chat.
>       Then, when the person walks away,
>       I ask myself, "Who's that?"
>
> Yes, my forgetter's getting better
>       While my rememberer is broke,
>       And it's driving me plumb crazy,
>       And that isn't any joke!
>
> today'sTHOT============================
>
> If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe
> pageant?
>
> Sharon and Pearl
>
>
>
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