RE: Are you angry DBA?

  • From: "Marquez, Chris" <cmarquez@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:27:52 -0400

I liked the idea of this site, but thought it was rather lame.
Seemed to be more about one angry developer than any good  "AngryDBA"
stuff?
 
Take these;
 
http://www.angrydba.com/pissoffdba.asp
How to piss off the DBA
 
"When working on a project...
wait until the day of release...
before bringing the DBA into the loop."
 
This seems more of a self indictment of one own interpersonal skills
than a unreasonable DBA?

"Create production processes that run on test.
Then when they break or data is lost tell the CIO it's the DBAs fault."
 
Sadly I have seem this happen all to many times...in the end the
"technical" DBA simply shows management (CIO) the problem and the
developers says "oops, I forgot" and never apologizes to anyone.
In the end management (CIO) further recognizes on the DBA as a reliable
resource. ;o)

Personally I have never claimed ownership of and database I support (OK,
maybe in my early days I did, but I changed).
I learned very early that in life and in the IT world especially "you
can NOT save people from themselves" and trying only makes you the "bad
guy"...the "complainer"...the "Angry DBA".
 
It is my database to support, backup, and make available and avoid
personal mistakes while doing so.
It is NOT my database to force rules and restrictions.
It is NOT my database to block all bad code from and stop all data loss
from.
People *will* "hurt" the database...I just need to be ready to fix what
is within my control.
 
Anybody feel differently?
 
Chris Marquez
Oracle DBA

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