OT, but Someone Wrote: "Try describing the many images of the oil leaking from the Deepwater Horizon in a 5 minute radio newscast, if you can find one. Last I knew, there is still an FCC rule that forbids the transmission of 'false or deceptive' information over the airwaves." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Top 10 Dumbest Quotes About the Gulf Oil Spill The Most Ridiculous and Delusional Statements About BP's Oil Spill Disaster By Daniel Kurtzman 1. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back." -BP chief executive Tony Hayward, on the oil spill disaster that claimed 11 lives and has spewed millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, May 31, 2010 2. "I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest." -Tony Hayward, interview with Sky News television, May 18, 2010 3. "What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here." -Rush Limbaugh, suggesting that "environmentalist whackos" deliberately blew up the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico in order to stop offshore drilling, April 29, 2010 4. "Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country's energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It's catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it." -Sarah Palin, blaming the Gulf oil spill disaster on "extreme environmentalists," Facebook message, June 2, 2010 5. "The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is." -Rush Limbaugh, May 3, 2010 6. "There's a good question today if you are standing on the Gulf, and that is: Where is the oil?" -FOX News anchor Brit Hume, scoffing at the BP oil spill disaster, May 16, 2010 7. "What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of, 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP. I think that sounds really un-American in his criticism of business. I've heard nothing from BP about not paying for the spill. And I think it's part of this sort of blame-game society in the sense that it's always got to be someone's fault instead of the fact that sometimes accidents happen." -Rand Paul, the conservative Tea Party candidate who won the Republican Senate primary in Kentucky, May 21, 2010 8. "From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented." -Texas Gov. Rick Perry, May 3, 2010 9. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume." -Tony Hayward, May 14, 2010 10. Yeah, of course I am." -Tony Hayward, when asked if he sleeps at night, Forbes, May 18, 2010 ~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman http://politicalhumor.about.com/mbiopage.htm http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/gulf-oil-spill-quotes.htm ---------------------------------------------------------------------- You can UNSUBSCRIBE from the OpenDTV list in two ways: - Using the UNSUBSCRIBE command in your user configuration settings at FreeLists.org - By sending a message to: opendtv-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word unsubscribe in the subject line.