[msb-alumni] Fwd: parot
- From: Terry Posont <terryt52@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: Msb List <msb-alumni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 5 Mar 2014 12:18:38 -0600
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> From: "Chasity Jackson" <chasityvanda@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> Date: March 5, 2014 at 11:43:23 AM CST
> To: <terryt52@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: Fw: parot
>
> Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
>
> Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
>
> "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on
> the counter, and I'll mail you a check.
>
> Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."
> "But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
> talk to my parrot!" "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
>
> When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
> discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as
> she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
> about his work.
>
> The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
> yelling, cursing and name calling.
>
> Finally the repairman could not contain himself any longer and yelled,
> "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"
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