How about a Citizens Mass Mailback? If you return it unstamped, W. will have to pay the postage. Putting Not Known Here (i.e. Return to Sender) might be even better... Judy Evans jaye@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > -----Original Message----- > From: lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > [mailto:lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of JulieReneB@xxxxxxx > Sent: 16 May 2004 02:43 > To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [lit-ideas] opening mail > > > So there I am, innocently opening my post office box, rifling > through mail, > throwing away 50 envelopes of junk and keeping three, and I come > to a large > white envelope addressed to my husband, personally. "Mr. James > Krueger". From, > no less, www.GeorgeWBush.com. I wonder suddenly if my husband > is a closet > republican. If he has joined some treacherous group I am > unaware of. It is > stamped with blood red large capital letters warning: "Do not bend! > Presidential photo enclosed". It was too much for my curiosity. > I mean, really. Inside > I find a generous offer to contribute to the Bush/Cheney > campaign and ...... > an 8 1/2 x 11 colour photo of the Pres himself and First Lady > all in white and > below....be still my beating heart....in graceful script: "To: > James H. > Kruger, Thank you for your early commitment and dedication as a > Charter Member of > the campaign in Missouri. Grassroots leaders like you are the key to > building a winning team. Best Wishes," and the signatures in > royal blue ink of Laura > Bush and GwB. I entered my home telling my husband that, > darling, I have > such a wonderful surprise. He was understandably shocked. He > didn't know he was > a Charter Member of the GWB campaign in Missouri. He swears to > me he has not > broken a sacred trust of our marriage and turned right-wing. He > notes that > obviously they don't have his voting record on file. I'm not > sure whether to > return the photo with a personal note, allow my children to play > with it, or > frame it. So whaddya think it cost Dubbya to xerox and mail one > of these to > every registered voter in America? And whaddya think the > returns will be? How > many undecided voters will open theirs, and honk noisily, "Hey > Marta -- looka > this -- he *does* care about us, hell he even knows my middle > initial! We > *gotta* vote for him now. Oh, and have a 20?" However, the > package was worth > every penny Dubbya spent -- I sorely needed the laugh. > Julie Krueger > Not, I repeat *Not* a member of any sort of the Bush campaign in > Missouri. > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html