Quoting Phil Enns <phil.enns@xxxxxxxxxxx>: > Mike Geary: > > "What's my prize?" > > Make sure he doesn't pawn off on you some of that Glen's Liver rotgut he > forced Erin and me to drink. > > > Phil > Hmmm, an appropriate prize for Skipper Mike Geary. There's an interesting problem. I don't know your moral and intellectual dispositions well enough to identify the kind of prize you most deserve. Perhaps I'll leave it to others better acquainted with you to decide your just reward. It is one of my maxims never to force a guest to drink anything they do not themselves rationally and autonomously choose to drink. And btw, that "Glen's Liver rotgut" Phil refers to was actually a very highly intellectually and sensuously accomplished 18 yr. old Glenlivet. Permit me to quote from the Cambridge Companion to Malt Whiskey, by M. Jackson: "Nose: Elements beautifully combined. Depth of flowery aromas. Very light touch of fresh peatiness. Some sweetness and a hint of sherryish oak. Body: Firm, smooth Palate: Flowery and sweet at first, the developing peach-stone nuttiness. [I incorrectly detected pears - sorry. I still have much to learn.) Finish: Dry, appetizing. Very long, with interplay of sweet and bitter flavours." So Phil missed all that. There's just no accounting for taste. (Was it my imagination, or were you actually chewing Wrigley's peppermint gum just before I poured you your dram?) And speaking of "pawning off." You also missed a very interesting chess game as well. One that revealed yet another potent metaphysical quality of this particular Elixer of Life: Erin played a very cautious, strategically sound, opening game and managed to survive a powerful double-rook and queen attack well into the mid-game. Yet another reason for not maligning one of humankind's greatest discoveries. 'Nuff said. Walter C. Okshevsky, Department of Idealist Metaphysical Deconstruction and Distillation University of Speyside, Highlands Ballindalloch, Banffshire website: www.the glenlivet.com P.S. Chivas Brothers University, is pleased to announce a lecture by Dr. Walter O'Kshevsky entitled: "The Origins of the English Word 'Spirit' and the German Word 'Geist'in Matters Pertaining to Condensation, Fermentation and Restorative Form" By invitation only. Heavy refreshments will be served. P.P.S. Are they really running out of beer in Germany? Isn't that a logical impossibility? Friday: be there. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html