[lit-ideas] The Monkey's Paw

  • From: Jlsperanza@xxxxxxx
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:39:37 EDT

Now I'm confused. Do monkeys masturbate? But as Jacobs notes, they have  
paws, not hands. I suppose a monkey contradicts Heidegger.
 
The problem with monkeys is that they are not really domesticated. Witness  
the chimp held as 'pet' by this Connecticut ladidah lady, who (the chimp)  
murdered the visitor (to the lady's house, where the chimp was).
 
Scruton dealt with this. When the Minotaur's mother f*cked the bull, was  
she being zoophiliac, or was the bull being anthropophiliac? 
 
Note that Heidegger, in spite of all his flatulence, was wright about (as  
in von Wright) the etymon of philosophia, the wisdom of love. If philosophy  
meant love of wisdom, as some (Walter O) thing (think), then a pedophile 
would  be a child of love, not the love of children.
 
Atlas is following Habermas -- when we have thinging things to things, we  
have instrumental rationality. Only when we conceive of the other as an end 
in  itself (or herself) do we acquire 'strategic rationality' -- we assume 
that the  'other' can be more than a thing.
 
When Geary repairs an air conditioner, he treats the air conditioner as a  
thing. "I've spent my life doing things to things", he prides himself of. If 
he  treated the air conditioner as more than a thing, then the thing would 
strike  back to him, and that would scare him.
 
As Heidegger notes, Lieben is huzzing (life is a hoot, in Ogden's  
translation), but the last joke, who is it on?
 
---- Yes, still operating. Puccini called the opera lovers, operarii. The  
pun is lost in English, but then it is an Italian pun. Opera is opra in 
Italian  (pronounced as in Winfrey, but without the final aspiration). 
Operario, 
is a  worker, -- it's all so fun.
 
Jerkin' the gherkin is possibly something a monkey can do, but, again, not  
really zuhanden, but as Heidegger notes, metaphorically, vorhanden. Before 
the  hand, to the hand. What about inhanden? In the hand. That's 
masturbation,  proper.
 
Monkeys and men, as Heidegger notes, are the only animals that masturbate  
('masturbieren').
 
As Heidegger's child asked his father:
 
   HEIDEGGER JUNIOR:  What is the most human element?
   HEIDEGGER. What d'you mean?
   HEIDEGGER JUNIOR: The 'thing' that makes me a man.
   HEIDEGGER:  The penis, of course.
   HEIDEGGER JUNIOR: Wrong on both counts. The hand!
 
Hold your hand out naughty boy!
 
-----
 
JL Speranza
Somewhere south of Lammermuir
 
In a message dated 9/22/2009 12:32:25 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:

Thank  you, John.  In fear of waking Palma, I dare say that Heidegger  
distinguished between zuhanden and vorhanden as the two forms of beings.  
Vorhanden being nature made, and simply put "there' for  us as  Oakland is 
not.  Zuhanden being being of human artifact, or THING  BEING, or that 
which 
we relate to not as "being there" but being puposeful  to us.  Most 
animals, 
except humans, seem to spend most of their  lives relating to vorhanden 
being.  Except domestic pets, of course,  who in deference to us 
acknowledge 
such frivilous beinghoodness as  zuhandenness and sometimes use a 
litterbox. 
Human life on the whole is  zuhanden-engaged.  Even such supposedly pure 
vorhanden relations as  sexuality have become zuhanden for many of us -- 
not 
me, of course.   Our human lives are so thoroughly immersed in zuhanden 
that 
we think of  our thing-engaged  lives as "natural".  Anyone who's had more  
than one course in Heiddegger will no doubt straighten me out, but I don't  
care.  Human culture is aesthetic, philosophic and  technological.  We 
thing 
the world every bit as much if not more than  we think it or dream it.  
Life 
is a  hoot.


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