[lit-ideas] Science Exam...
- From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:26:30 -0700
Children's Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to
drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,
sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the
leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you keep milk from turning sour? A: Keep it in
the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides
are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets
still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you
get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He
says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A:
Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.
g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three
parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.!
Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A:
The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is
what you will be after you are eight.
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