I love it. You need to read Richard Mitchell. He of the Groves of Academe. The Underground Grammarian. Best, Ursula David Ritchie wrote: >You people are no fun: elections, death by absence of shots, the >philosophical import of movies I've not seen...What we need here is a bit of >writing to cheer us along on a grim and grey day. I have just the thing, >news from today's paper, written by someone who seems to have a near-perfect >ear. > >The story is straightforward. In the past few years there has been a >national trend towards buying artificial Christmas trees. In the same >period, thinking that demand was soft only because economic times were >tough, Oregon Christmas tree farmers have increased their planting. Thus, >they have a problem, one which they hope to solve with exports to Asia and >Mexico. > >The article explains that Christmas tree growers (aka Holiday tree growers) >are trying to create "a buzz." Brian Ostlund, director of the Pacific >Northwest Tree Association, is reported as saying that he sees an "upward >trend in tree planting." "Oregon is the nation's biggest producer of >Christmas trees by a wide margin, but growers are increasingly being forced >to look overseas for growth." Meanwhile, others are trying to "rejuvenate >the holiday tree spirit domestically." > >In their wild state, of course, tree spirits are not generally susceptible >to standard rejuvenation efforts. > >"Low of Highland farm said he and other growers..." > >Running a close second to this fellow, however, is the author of this, "The >residency program is in it's second year and provides dynamic perspectives >to the students and community at large...They benefit from the resources of >the college and enhance a critical dialog about art making and ideas." > >Looking forward to enhanced critical dialog about ideas, also dynamic >perspectives, I remain your personal aspects and communication consultant, > >David Ritchie >Portland, Oregon > > >------------------------------------------------------------------ >To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, >digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html