[lit-ideas] Re: Not the Darwin Awards

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 10:55:43 -0700

A massive ant-poisoning effort by the Australian government has put a dent in the Yellow Crazy Ant population on Christmas Island. This slaughter has allowed Abbott's booby, a critically endangered species, to make a comeback.

And South of Darwin, Australia, a crocodile, annoyed by the sound of a chainsaw, attacked as follows: "He's been a bit upset with the noise, so he comes shooting out of the pond, runs up the tree and tries to grab Freddy the Chain saw man...So he missed Freddy and grabbed his chain saw instead." In his ninety minute fight with the chainsaw, the 14.5 foot long croc lost a few teeth.

The whole of Darwin was amused, no doubt.

David Ritchie,
Portland, Oregon

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