(I think the White House is going too far, but I send this along to fulfill my patriotic duty -- andreas) Subj: National Show Of Anti-Terrorist Patriotism Official: Department of Homeland Security Mark your calendars for this Sunday As you may already know, it is a sin for an el Qaeda male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 4 p.m. all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circle your block for one hour for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not members of el Qaeda and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since the al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your anti al Qaeda sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html