[lit-ideas] National Show Of Anti-Terrorist Patriotism

  • From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Lit-Ideas" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 17:54:57 -0700

(I think the White House is going too far, but I send this along to fulfill
my patriotic duty -- andreas)

Subj: National Show Of Anti-Terrorist Patriotism
Official: Department of Homeland Security

Mark your calendars for this Sunday

As you may already know, it is a sin for an el Qaeda male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So this Sunday at 4 p.m. all American women are asked to walk out of their
houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circle
your block for one hour for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not members of el Qaeda and to demonstrate that they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.

Since the al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer
at your side is further proof of your anti al Qaeda sentiment.

For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

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