[lit-ideas] Hilarious!

  • From: Erin Holder <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 21:30:10 -0500

http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=4yvmq33mxkbsgf79vmrg3qq8m4kdtfxy


My favourite part:

Other candidates should create distractions. One man illustrated proper logic 
with this syllogism:

All men are mortal.

Socrates is mortal.

Therefore, Socrates is a man.

I raised my hand. "Birds are mortal too, aren't they?" I asked, hoping he 
would correct his error.

"Yes," our teacher agreed.

"So Socrates could be a bird?"

He smiled benignly. "No. Socrates doesn't have feathers."



Erin
Toronto
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