[lit-ideas] Fruit.
- From: "Erin Holder" <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 15:48:40 -0400
Okay, I realize this is going to sound absurd, but I just took a measuring tape
to my peach. This peach, let me tell you, has a circumference of ten inches -
ten inches! That is, I think I mean circumference. Whatever, it's ten inches
around. Can you even conceive of how large a peach that is?!! It is the most
frighteningly large peach I have ever seen, never mind taken a bite out of.
How on earth is fruit being grown these days?!! I swear, it reminds me of the
Simpsons Tomacco episode - that was a great episode. This peach has got to be,
like, genetically engineered or something. A peach this large is unheard of.
It's sick. Obscene!! That's it. From now on I'm buying organic.
Erin
Toronto
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