[lit-ideas] Dear Mr. Prez.

  • From: "Steven G. Cameron" <stevecam@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:09:10 -0400

**Via my spouse:

Dear President Bush:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I 
have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge with 
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual 
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 
clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements 
of God's Laws and how to follow them...

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and 
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend 
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you 
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in 
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair 
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her 
period of menstrual uncleanliness Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is, how do 
I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a 
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They 
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill 
him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an 
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. 
I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have 
a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does 
my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair 
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me 
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two 
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments 
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also 
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to 
all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev. 
24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family 
affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy 
considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. 
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

A Concerned Christian American

TC,

/Steve Cameron, NJ


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