[guide.chat] scottishjoke

  • From: "Kevin Burgin" <kevin.burgin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 7 Aug 2009 14:24:11 +0100

A Presbyterian woman went on holiday to the Isle of Mull.

She was shocked one day wen walking through a park to see two dogs having sex 
in public.

She stormed up to a policeman to complain.

Tourist: "There are children watching.  Can't you stop them?"

Policeman: "Well, what do you want me to do?"

Tourist: "Well, I don't know.  Throw a bucket of water over them or throw a 
biscuit to them?"

Policeman: "Would you stop for a biscuit?"

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