A Presbyterian woman went on holiday to the Isle of Mull. She was shocked one day wen walking through a park to see two dogs having sex in public. She stormed up to a policeman to complain. Tourist: "There are children watching. Can't you stop them?" Policeman: "Well, what do you want me to do?" Tourist: "Well, I don't know. Throw a bucket of water over them or throw a biscuit to them?" Policeman: "Would you stop for a biscuit?"