on a bus A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room only. The bus stopped, and an elderly lady got on carrying a large picnic basket. She stood right in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail so the picnic basket was above the man's head. Being a gentleman, he offered his seat to her. She quickly declined, explaining she was only going a short distance. Soon the picnic basket began to leak, and the man felt something drop on top of his head. As he looked up it hit beside his nose and ran down across his lips. It was quite salty as he tasted it, and he looked up at the lady and asked, "Pickles?" She replied, "No, no, puppies." ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1388 / Virus Database: 1516/3758 - Release Date: 07/11/11