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:Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page46

 
Sleep in the same bed as your 
parents when:
a) You have nightmares
b) You're poorly
c) You know they want to try and
expand the family!
 
Be ticklish
 
Refuse to eat the meals that have 
taken the longest to prepare
 
Ensure your first ever homemade
Christmas decorations are
displayed prominently, no matter
how amateurish they look
 
Be ashamed of your parents
 
Don't eat chips without ketchup
 
Don't eat anything without chips
 
Fill your nappy immediately it's
been changed
 
Sneeze with your mouth full
 
Poke at people's eyes
 
ensure your parents never have 
the time to get up to anyhing
 
Demand attention during
Coranation Strete or any other soaps
 
Never be tempted to pull at fake
jewellery - only the real thing
 
Sunk your thumb
 
Play with coal
 
 
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