:Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page46 Sleep in the same bed as your parents when: a) You have nightmares b) You're poorly c) You know they want to try and expand the family! Be ticklish Refuse to eat the meals that have taken the longest to prepare Ensure your first ever homemade Christmas decorations are displayed prominently, no matter how amateurish they look Be ashamed of your parents Don't eat chips without ketchup Don't eat anything without chips Fill your nappy immediately it's been changed Sneeze with your mouth full Poke at people's eyes ensure your parents never have the time to get up to anyhing Demand attention during Coranation Strete or any other soaps Never be tempted to pull at fake jewellery - only the real thing Sunk your thumb Play with coal ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by DAVE