that was a good one jim, thank you for sharing. vanessa. -----Original Message----- From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 05/08/2012 17:48 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Fw: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE >Subject: THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE >>> >>> >>It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. >>> >>>A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't >>>got tickets. >>> >>>The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to >>>the gate. >>> >>>"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks. >>> >>>The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his >>>shoulder.. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he >>>walks. >>> >>>The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it >>>under his arm. >>> >>>"O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> ********************************************************************************************