Wacky Toothpaste Flavors That Will Please Your Teeth But Confuse Your Mouth I guess mint toothpaste is not cool enough anymore. Peeps are getting creative and finding new ways to entice you to brush every morning and night. Hmmm ? if my breath could smell like anything in the morning what would I choose? I know! Scotch! For just $1 you can get this Jigger brand, he-man Scotch toothpaste. Aah ? the perfect way to kick your day off?reeking of alcohol. [BuzzFeed] After the jump, some actual wacky toothpastes on the market today. Mouths beware. Love chocolate? Might as well brush with it. Try Close Up Choco Loco. Better than a chocolate bar. [Sisimua, $3.51] Breath Palette is trying to be the Baskin-Robbins of toothpaste. Get a tube in your favorite of 31 flavors . I think I?ll try Monkey Banana, Pumpkin Pudding, Cola or Indian Curry. Say what? [Breath Palette, $4.49] Tanner?s Tasty Paste wants your mouth to smell like ice cream. Try Blingsicle flavor and then you can skip that creamsicle for dessert. [Tanner?s Tasty Paste, $6] Marvis Jasmine Mint toothpaste is pricey. But I?ve actually tried it and it?s yummy. Kind of like a cup of tea. [Drugstore.com, $9] Pork-flavored savory toothpaste by Spot Industries is not for vegetarians. Or anyone, for that matter, as far as I?m concerned. [Inventor Spot] If you like black licorice, you?re bound to like Tom?s of Maine toothpaste in fennel flavor. [Tom?s of Maine, $3.99] from Vanessa The Google Girl. my skype name is rainbowstar123