[guide.chat] You don't fart in Harrods
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sarah Mellor" <sarah_mellor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:21:39 -0000
Don't fart in Harrods.
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around,
spots a beautiful diamond
Bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed,
she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops
and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of
A salesman standing right behind her -
Good looking as well cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the
qualities one would expect of a professional in a store
like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam.
How may I help you today? Blushing and uncomfortable,
but still hoping that the salesman Somehow missed her little
'incident', she asks, 'What is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
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