[guide.chat] This is my all time favourite funny ditty ,it has been on before ,but see if you think the same .

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:21:29 +0100

 Fw AGE

Subject Fw AGE

       

             

             

             

             

            A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, 
taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. 
            One day the poodle starts chasing  butterflies and before long, 
Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering  about, he notices a leopard 
heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. 

            The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' 
            Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles 
down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the 
leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one 
delicious  leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?' 

            Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a 
look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!', says 
the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!' 

            Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a 
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for 
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him 
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be 
up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a 
deal for himself with the leopard. 
            The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 
'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving 
canine! 

            Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his 
back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog 
sits down with his back to his attackers,   retending he hasn't seen them yet, 
and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. 

            'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me 
another leopard!'

            Moral of this story.... 
            Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome 
youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

            If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away there will 
be five fewer people laughing in the world.

            I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just 
more youthfully challenged. You did notice the size of the print?

             

             
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[guide.chat] This is my all time favourite funny ditty ,it has been on before ,but see if you think the same .

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