[guide.chat] :{ Si sent this one } : Fwd: Religious confusion
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:18:14 -0000
:Fwd: Religious confusion
An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this
time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a
prostitute ...."
"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings
certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country
club..." ... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to
spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and ...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff,
sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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